The other night I had to go to work a little early. I had just bought a bag of Doritos and decided to hide it because I knew that the kids were scarf them down as soon as I walked out the door...so, I just popped them into the oven, KNOWING that I wasn't planning on using it for a couple of days AND that the kids would NEVER look in the oven. Hmmmm....so tonight, I preheated the oven for dinner and was on the computer in the next room waiting for it to hit the right temperature. I began to hear something crackling in the kitchen, but just figured it was the wind blowing the papers on the fridge as the back door was open. I finally began to smell something (rather good actually) and suddenly my brain kicked in, put the smell and crackling sound together and BOOM! Cooked Doritos! OMG! I flung open the oven door to discover this:

Peaches: The chips are gone...
Lulabell: No they aren't...I just had some last night!
Peaches: They're just gone....mom cooked them.
Lulabell: WHATTTT!
Peaches: Mom cooked them in the oven....
Lulabell: You're lying!!!! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT??? SHUT UP!!!!
Peaches: (Laughing) I don't know why, but she cooked them...
Lulabell: (Stomping up the stairs) MOMMMMMM!!!!!! (Outrage) WHY DID YOU COOK THE DORITOS!
Mom: Well, it's kind of a funny story actually.....
Lulabell: (Tasting the burned Doritos) Mmmmm, they taste pretty good actually (munch, munch). They're fine!
So, that's the story of my burned Doritos....gotta get a move on now....more soon!














