The other day I was trying to get dressed for work. My son was at the computer, my hubby was laying on the bed, a dog was beneath my feet, three laundry baskets were placed on the floor and a cat or two were weaving themselves in and out between my legs. I was pulling off my sweat pants when, I don't know what, but my foot got caught in my pants and I started to tip over. I had enough presence of mind to spin myself towards the bed, away from the laundry baskets, kid, dog and cats and launched myself towards my napping hubby. My head connected with his elbow and I went down (phoommph!). My husband yowled indignantly (What's going on?????) and my son was collapsing in laughter because he happened to catch the entire performance....nice, huh? I know I must have scored a 10 on that one!
Oh and if that wasn't enough, the other day I was cooking and my daughter decided to play a trick on me, something very silly, and I was so startled that my hand jerked and hit the upper burner (broiler) in the stove for a half millisecond. Here is the result of that three days later:
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